The Cooties are a comedy/music group who perform in Los Angeles.
We wrote 'Trumpy Trump' back in July 2015 because of how absurd the thought of a Trump presidency would be. We didn't think he would get so far. We continued to perform the song live but with every month that went by, the joke felt like it was more and more on us. We have been shocked every step of the way and can only hope that this song helps to bring him down.
Who's gonna run the country? Who's gonna be in charge of me? Who's gonna be my man at the top? Who's gonna have to follow Barack? Who can fix the economy? Know what I mean? The only one is Trump Trumpy Trump Trumpity Trump The man for the job is Trump He's saving the world and he's making the bucks and he's gonna be the president And Definitely nothing will go wrong He's got foreign policy He's got experience on T.V He's got towers made of gold His thoughts on Mexicans sure are bold Everything is gonna be classy in 2016 through 2024 The only one is Trump Trumpy Trump Trumpity Trump The man for the job is Trump He's saving the world and he's making the bucks and he's gonna be the president And certainly I trust him to be the leader of the free world Well he's got 4 billion dollars and that's all I need To feel warm and safe in his embrace, oh Donald please Adopt us now, we won't let you down, we'll clean up this crazy town And we'll be your sons, and you'll be our dad And America will be number 1 again Donald, Donald, Donald... Trumpy Trump Trumpity Trump Trumpy Trump Trumpity Trump Trump-a-dump Trumpity Trmp Well he's got the best hair And he's strong as an ox And he's richer than God And he thinks he's a God Man, he's better than God Cause he's got super speed and he can turn invisible He's a ladies man, he's got the eyes of a hawk And his penis is gold, he's fucking twelve feet tall And the more I think about it he's a dangerous man who should not be elected into any sort of office, especially the presidency and the fact that he's number one in the polls is frightening and also says a lot about today's political climate so we might as well go for Hillary in 2016 because... meh